MASSAGES CAN BE FUN FOR ANYONE

... Dio recounts an Trade between Elagabalus plus the well-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus addressed the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Don't call me lord, I'm a lady.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus asking his doctors to give him the equivalent of a woman's vagina via a surgical incision. ^But there’s no nee